Jake Cosmos Aller writes

Just an Unhinged Lunatic Howling At the Moon

On a moonlit late night  

I sat in a bar 

Drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew

Just an unhinged lunatic

Dreaming of howling at the full moon

Watching the world walk by

Looking at all the fine looking babes

Walking by the street

Thinking wild, erotic thoughts 

Of endless wild libertine passions

When into the bar

Walked the most beautiful woman 

In the Universe

So wild, so free

So wonderfully alive

I did not know what to do

As this vision of delight

Sauntered through the bar

In a skin tight leather pants

Looked so fine 

That my eyeballs hurt

And finally I had to say something

So I gathered up my manly courage

And walked up to her

And she looked at me

And instantly bewitched my soul

With a devilish grin

I lost all reason

And became a raving lunatic

Unhinged lunatic

Howling at the moon

Foaming at the mouth

A wild, free werewolf

Howling at the lunatic light

Of the full Moon