Thursday, September 3, 2015

Ra Sh writes







Gundanur, a strip of heaven


where all men are Gundas.


Generations of Gundas 


born and bred here –


in glorious Gundanur.




Once grown, the Gunda boys  


migrate to Gunda pastures


all over the world where


Gundanur gundas are much in demand.


Some join the Marines, some the ISIS.


Some Cow worshipping


peace keeping forces.




Gundanur gundas hold diplomatic passports


and Green Cards and VISA cards.


Some become Heads of states.


Some Swiss bankers.


Some pulpit priests and fatwa rattlers.





Gundanur gundas are even Oscar nominees


Or Nobel laureates.


Booker or Pulitzer winners.


Soft drink barons or wafer giants.


Many are godmen and godwomen


practicing meditative gundaism.


The best vedantis are Gundanur gundas.


The best serial killers too.




Among  top ten criminals of the world,


You find nine Gundanur gundas.


Among top ten authors of the world,


You find six Gundanur gundas.




I am a proud Gundanur gunda


waiting for the golden day when


the whole world will salute


Gundanur gundas.




Gundanur, Gundas’ own country!


Spiritual Home for homeless Gundas!


Hail Gundas! Hail Gundanur!


1. Gunda: Small time criminal
2. 
Ur : Village/country/nation. 

1 comment:

  1. Gundanur is an isolated village in Tamil Nadu. Ra Sh apparently associates it with Ur, an important Sumerian city, the abode of Nanna the moon god, which flourished during the Early Bronze Age in the 3rd millennium BCE. It may have been the world's largest city, with about 65,000 inhabitants. The birthplace of Abraham, it is also where he was thrown into a fire by Nimrod but was saved by Allah. According to the Book of Jubilees, the year of its founding was the same year that wars began. The conflation of Gundanur with Ur certainly justifies Ra Sh's otherwise extraordinary claims.

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