Philosophy of Rent
We've lost our magic. Our instinct for mystery. Most
bold questions have pat answers. Whatever's left --- few manage to pay attention.
How I long for a day when the classics are read aloud
from atop a balcony to studious listeners drawn to every syllable. Perhaps I'm
daydreaming a bit. Foolishly expecting culture from soulless mall addicts
intent on spoon-feeding corporations. Mindlessly they dump their slave wages
into the awaiting tentacles of ugly giants. The fat and prosperous merchants
who in turn dump their garbage into our drinking water.
We've lost our minds. Our fear of freedom is the root of
all trouble. The cardinal reason we as a people are exploited over and over
again. We are too willing to trade a piece of liberty for peace of mind. In the
end it can't be done. But you already you know that in your heart of hearts.
Why bother listening? Fear is a friend beamed in from skyscrapers built by the lowest bidder.
Grab that remote, switch to something more soothing. You can't fight City Hall.
You can't change the World. It's somebody else's problem. You don't want to get
involved. Not in my backyard! Daddy will
walk out. Mommy might start drinking again. And my God, "what would the
neighbors think?"
These are but a few thoughts running through my mind at
the precise moment I forced a nervous bank clerk to fill the bag. One could
smell her fear ... or was that something else entirely? The instant realization
that her shopping days were over. It was almost necessary to remind her --- the
bank had insurance, she did not. What loyalty could such an oversight
instill?
Very little I assure you, there was a gleam in her eye.
As if to communicate --- "take me with you." Maybe diamonds are a
girl's best friend, but right now I can live without both. A gym bag full of
cash and the sight of smartass suburbanites kissing marble is enough
inspiration. Thank you.
None of those good citizens care about anything but
themselves. The men had no chivalry. A sea of white shirts pissing their pants.
I've seen more courage in a baby nursery. The magazines say women want romance.
I say they want these gutless gold-card holders with little alligators on their
shirts.
Women know romance is a fantasy sold by women with the
exact same gripes. A man like me, waving a gun around, is probably more
excitement than any of these ladies will see in their boring bedrooms.
The police arrived at a bank swarming with shaken but
unharmed customers. The entire bunch much too impatient for questioning. They're
all eager to race home and share a sexy crime story with a friend in front of
the nightly news.
I fairly divided the money between my three assistants.
Two underpaid bank guards and a single mother: three victims of the American
Dream. I'm still amazed to find believers in this fairy tale. But such is life
in the land of the free.
I have a young child to feed and a naive woman who
expects an island paradise will guarantee happiness. If only she weren't the
mother of my child. If only I could explain to her the wicked ways of the
world. If only the rent were as sunny as that island paradise I wouldn't mind believing in myself.
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