Saturday, December 8, 2018

jon bennett writes

Whiskey Dick

He doesn’t lose his pants
he shits them
and when she comes home
he’s wearing one of her
“It was the only thing
that fit,” he says
For some reason
no matter how drunk
he can always
get a hard on
“It’s genetic,” he explains,
“we can always fuck,
otherwise the race
would’ve died off by now.”
“Is that right?” she asks
“Tis, sugar,
now come on, let’s
go for a ride.”

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1 comment:

  1. Ironically, "whiskey dick" is slang for erectile dysfunction, a type of sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain a penile erection during sexual activity. In France in the 16th and 17th centuries it was a crime. In 2005 Fritz and Reverend Johnson formed WhiskeyDick, a country-metal band, in Texas.


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