Whiskey Dick
He doesn’t lose
his pants
he shits them
and when she
comes home
he’s wearing
one of her
unitards
“It was the
only thing
that fit,” he
says
For some reason
no matter how
drunk
he can always
get a hard on
“It’s genetic,”
he explains,
“we can always
fuck,
otherwise the
race
would’ve died
off by now.”
“Is that
right?” she asks
“Tis, sugar,
now come on,
let’s
go for a ride.”
Ironically, "whiskey dick" is slang for erectile dysfunction, a type of sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain a penile erection during sexual activity. In France in the 16th and 17th centuries it was a crime. In 2005 Fritz and Reverend Johnson formed WhiskeyDick, a country-metal band, in Texas.
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