George had under him five cooks
of various characters and looks
with great experience of many a year
in numerous countries both far and near,
all culinary experts of great art,
who were always ready to provide
any dish the customer might decide
to order from the menu cards.
And among these fellows there was one
who in preparing fancy dishes some
might say this man a genius is,
as skills as precious and pure as his
in creating flavours of such power
are hard to find in this world of ours.
Tall he was with a face so narrow
his nose projected like an arrow,
and of his country he was so proud
that never a person was allowed
to make the slightest disparagement
without receiving an icy glance.
Disliked he was by all his fellows,
his manner haughty, hard, not mellow,
which caused all kinds of minor friction
with his colleagues in the kitchen.
[from "The Adventures of George"]
Cooks in the Kitchen -- Joseph Watson
The title character in this long narrative poem is none other than George W. Bush, who interacts satirically with a number of other characters, including Borrock Sobama, Mustafa bin Maden, Didi Damin, Stavros Onassos, David Chipperfield, The Bearded One, The Maximum Leader, and The Mere Leader...
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