Arlene Corwin writes

A THIRTEEN BIRTHDAY –

     (a Friday Day)

No numerologist, astrologist,

No any-ist assisting.

But, the digit thirteen’s

Ill-starred, unpropitious,

Ill-fated, inauspicious;

Yet, dear Duane,

Not to sound too saccharine

This Scorpio’s become attached

To numbers thirteen

And now, sixty-nine.

Sixty-nine will grow, we know,

But thirteen will remain

The same.

So when you reach the Hall of Fame

Apprise them all of aspects fine:

Aspects that entitle Duane:

Great on-liner and one liner,

Quipper to his fingertip(s),

Lyricist, site designer,

So, and so, and friend of mine.

With Friday as a double whammy,

Ill-starred day be damned,

Enjoy the happiest of birthdays

Mr Duane Vorhees. 

Signed,

Choir 

Of Admirer(s)

And Representative

 First Chosen,

Arlene Nover Council Corwin.